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The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had – I’m Probably Getting Fired For This

Published
February 9, 2020
By
CJ Hurley

This past winter, I was sitting at Jackie O’s thinking about some beautiful summer baseball. It’s my job to get people excited for the Copperheads season, and all of a sudden, I had an idea:

Let’s give fans free merchandise, discounted tickets, and on top of that – let’s feed them for free.

Maybe I had too many Mystic Mama’s in me….But I was determined to do this. So, I set a meeting with my boss (the owner), and it went like this:

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Me: “I’ve got an idea I think you’ll like. Let’s give our fans free merchandise, discounted tickets, and – I want to feed them for free.

Owner: “…...”

Me: “……..so…..what do you think?”

Owner: “………Are you kidding me?? This is the worst idea I’ve ever heard. Get out of my office.”

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……Well…...I’m doing it anyway!

With the new Grand Slam Packages, fans will receive:

------------ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT FOOD Through 4 Innings

Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, Chips, Cookies, Popcorn, Water - ALL FREE - AS MUCH AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY EAT.

------------Free Merchandise

We got some pretty special talent coming this year. So, we’re giving away a poster signed by all our players on Fan Appreciation Day – July 25th – ONLY for Grand Slam Holders.

------------1 Ticket to the BEST 3 Games of the Season

Friday, June 12th: Opening Day and Fireworks Show

Saturday, July 4th: America’s Birthday!

Saturday, July 25th: Fan Appreciation Day and Fireworks Show

------------Ticket Exchange Program

If you can’t attend June 12th, July 4th, or July 25th, you can swap your ticket to another game for free and receive a meal voucher

------------Local Business Discounts

TBD! Official Grand Slam discounts to your favorite local businesses will be announced in the upcoming weeks.

------------Highly Affordable (Only $35 Per Package) <---

All of this will only cost you about $12 per game. If you buy a package, leave your wallet at home because everything is included for only $12 per person

With this Grand Slam Package, you get about one game every three weeks, which is just right for most fans.

In order to reserve your Grand Slam Package, click the link HERE to fill out the form on our website, and we’ll contact you ASAP! You can also call me at 740-249-9710, and you can talk to me personally (and help me find my next job).

Reserve it soon! Hopefully, my boss doesn’t see this before you do.

Go Cheads!

                                                           WANT TO RESERVE A GRAND SLAM PACKAGE? CLICK HERE!

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